Plumbers Don't Wear Ties |
3DO |
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Review by Matt Paprocki |
Kirin Entertainment |
Dating Sim |
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Graphics: 4 |
Sound: 3 |
Gameplay: 0 |
Overall: 0 |
Date: July 21st, 2003. Place: Bowling Green, Ohio Store: Recently opened gaming store 2-Play Report of findings
After purchasing the game (evidence #20647), me and my partner, officer Kohn, proceeded to insert the game (following all of the manuals instructions to ensure this was properly done) into my 3DO multimedia console (evidence number FZ-10). Immediately after insertion, I recalled reading about this software title and the crimes that it had committed against every 3DO owner in the US. Officer Kohn immediately took the controls and began playing the "dating simulator" as it was called on the box.
Upon entering, we found the citizen playing the Neo Geo CDZ which he had refused to sell us earlier, even though it was on the stores selling floor. We immediately identified ourselves as officers of the law and read him his rights. He questioned as to why we where handcuffing him while bashing his head into the counter and we referenced penal code #06900 to explain the situation. We offered to stop bashing his head into the counter if he would sell us the complete copy of Policenauts which was in the same box as "Plumbers Don't Wear Ties," but he said that it was not for sale either. We also arrested him on the grounds of false advertising. Defendant will have trial date set at a later time. |