Miss World Nude '96 |
Arcade |
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Review by Jackson Diner |
Comad |
Action |
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Graphics: 6 |
Sound: 1 |
Gameplay: 2 |
Overall: 2 |
![]() Well one thing led to another (Beat'em and Eat'em, blah blah blah) and now the geniuses from Comad have brought upon us Miss World '96 Nude! The Game opens up with several beautiful ladies staring at the screen in a fashion that says," I am such a slut! Degrade me NOW!!!!" So far so good...I think. Insert a coin. The soft enticing voice of most-likely an overweight 46 year-old whore from Bangkok with just enough time to pull the burning cigarette from her sticky lips to say the words," Let's play!" gently caresses you in a verbal euphoria. Uhmm...sure. It is now that the horrors of the soundtrack unfold. A song which sounds like something you might hear at a Kroger in Kuwait creeps through your happy virgin ears. You are then prompted to select a continent to insult and degrade. Umm...random pick...Africa. I had no idea pornography was this popular in Africa. Wait a second...all the girls are black. Are you saying that everyone is Africa is black? You racist Comad! There isn't even one black person in Israel! Or Kuwait for that matter! I pick a girl.
I immediately turn the emulator off. My computer as well for that matter. That night I had awful dreams about beautiful women "TURNING!" into disgusting behemoths of nature. Miss World '96 Nude is quite possibly one of the worst games EVER made. |