by Rob "Flack" O'Hara
Man it's hot this summer. It's so hot here in
Oklahoma, farmers are selling BBQ straight from the pasture. It's so hot
this summer, the cows are giving evaporated milk and chickens are laying
hard-boiled eggs. It's so hot here that people have been taking turns
sitting in each other's shadows. That's hot! So how does the Flack man
recommend you make it through this heatwave? Crank up the air
conditioning, drink lots of Kool-Aid, and play as much MAME as you can
since it's too hot to go outside! And just to remind you how hot it
really is down here in the south this summer, I've picked five of my
favorite arcade games with the word FIRE in the title.
Fire Hawk
ESD (2001) |
While
I've never been particularly good at vertical SHMUPs, I've always
enjoyed playing them. As far as vertical shooters go, Fire Hawk is a
fun one that doesn't mess with the established formula. Shoot
incoming enemies, dodge firey patterns and collect power ups. Wait,
doesn't that describe pretty much every SHMUP? Maybe so, but
regardless, Fire Hawk is a good one. Don't let the early levels fool
you -- this game gets frantic, quick. You'll definitely need a
friend as your wingman if you plan to get very far in this game.
Fire Hawk offers five different jets to choose from, each with
different abilities (you'll see more of these as you obtain more
power ups). If you like SHMUPs like Aero Fighters and the 19xx
games, give Fire Hawk a test flight.
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Hellfire
Toaplan/Taito (1989) |
From
the authors of Zero Wing and Twin Cobra comes Hellfire, a neat
side-scrolling shoot-em-up with a really interesting twist. Played
using a standard 8-way joystick and two buttons, one button fires
while the other one cycles through different gun configurations. The
default configuration is two shots straight ahead. Tap the second
button and your guns will rotate, now firing two shots directly
behind you. Tap a third time and your guns will shift so one fires
straight up while the other fires straight down (useful for
tunnels). A fourth tap changes to a cross-firing pattern, sending
laser beams off in four diagonal directions. A fifth tap will return
you to your normal, forward-firing position. It can get a bit
frantic in the heat of an attack, but you'll quickly learn how many
taps it is to get from one configuration to the next. Like Fire
Hawk, Hellfire supports co-op play, and as we all know, the more
bullets the better. Although Toaplan is more well known for their
awesome vertical shooters, Hellfire has enough enemies and complex
levels to keep gamers in the hot seat.
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HeliFire
Nintendo (1980) |
Before
making games about big monkeys throwing barrels at Italian plumbers,
they made games like this. HeliFire is a fun old school game that
resembles an advanced version of the old Atari 2600 game, Air-Sea
Battle. In HeliFire, you fire at heli's. See, that's how they got
the name. Oh, nevermind. The first 30 seconds of the game are
deceptively simple -- you'll spend that time moving your sub around
and shooting missiles at helicopters. It's when things start
attacking you from both sides of the ocean that the madness sets in.
Other subs shooting torpedos and bullets will continue to flank you
from both sides as the helicopters grow in number and continue to
drop bombs and fire bullets at you until you are no more. Sure, the
graphics are crude, but for a simple time killer, HeliFire is hot on
my list.
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Wizard Fire
Data East (1992) |
Wizard
Fire is a cross between Gauntlet, Golden Axe, and Dungeons and
Dragons. In fact, you might even consider it to be a predecessor of
games like Diablo. In Wizard Fire, one or two players can choose
between a knight, a bard, an elf, a dwarf, or a wizard. Like
Gauntlet, your mission is to stroll across the land, killing enemies
and collecting treasure. The playing field is presented in an
isometric view, giving a pseudo 3D feel to the game. As you advance
through the game, you can find additional magic items to help you on
your way. Fans of hack-and-slash dungeon crawlers will enjoy this
game. To be honest I hadn't heard of it before researching this
article, but I've spent quite a bit of time playing it since then.
The fighters get some pretty cool weapons, like the huge ball and
chain you start out with, and the magic spells you can cast in the
game look pretty awesome as well. The only thing keeping Wizard Fire
from being a true classic is the lack of four player support. Other
than that, this game is smoking!
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Fire Truck
Atari (1978) |
Closing
on an old-school note, Fire Truck is a game which was really meant
to be played by two people. Player one (who sat up front) controlled
the front half of the truck, while the second player (who stood
behind the other player and had his own steering wheel) controlled
the rear. You can play with one player only, but it's a lot like
running on only one leg. Unlike games these days where players
expect to win, there's no end to Fire Truck. The roads are randomly
generated, and will continue forever until the player crashes into
enough curbs or parked cars and eventually runs out of fuel. I have
no idea if real fire trucks are this difficult to drive, but if they
are it's a wonder any of them arrive on any accident scene in less
than four hours. Fire Truck is fun in a frustrating sort of way. I
can't imagine playing it for very long, but I can see trading a few
quick rounds off with a friend, seeing who can get the high score. |
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