Cabinet-Level Positions
Welcome back to Invading Spaces. What a
long, strange spring-into-summer it's been - where the mantra in my house has
been "What did our termite policy say again?" Needless to say, with an
encouraging phrase like that recurring so much in recent months, there's been a
bit of work done at my house and things aren't quite back to normal. (If
indeed anything in my house even comes close to skirting the edge of
normal!).
So having had to tear things apart and put
them back together, I haven't made much progress on the decorating front - I had
hoped to have a review of those dandy Blik Space Invaders that you stick on the
wall by now - so let's rewind a bit and talk about some stuff that I had already
been working on.
Surely everyone reading this has something
they'd really like to display, or is truly worthy of display. It may be a
complete set of boxed Mythicon games, or that Nintendo NWC Gold cart, or just
that favorite console that holds a place in your heart. Surely these things
deserve to be on display full-time - the pro being that you and your gaming
guests get to admire the fruit of your long weekends of hunting (and/or eBaying),
but the con being that dust, not unlike death, taxes, and apparently termites,
ain't goin' nowheres. You're stuck with 'em. You've got to account for them.
The obvious solution is to put your prizes under glass...but have you tried to
price a glass case, or at least any kind of case with a glassed-in section
lately?
I have. Here's one I got for free.
I'm sure that's a price most anyone reading
this could live with. The only real cost involved in moving this puppy, which
stands about 5 1/2 feet, was a bit of gas in the car (okay, now that is
expensive these days, depending on where you live) and some elbow grease
involved in taking it apart, carrying the pieces in, and putting it back
together.
And where are they handing these out for
free? Try the curb of all the yard sales you've been hitting up for games. ('Tis
also where Mrs. PDF got a practically-new, still-working trash compactor for our
new home as well.)
While you're doing your thrifting and
yard-sale-browsing, never neglect the offerings that don't contain silicon
chips, folks. And when you're helping friends or family move, check out the
stuff that they aren't having you help them haul - the stuff they'd rather throw
away. There are more glass-doored stereo cabinets and bookshelves out there
looking for homes than there are copies of Glib looking for homes, trust me.
And they can probably be had for a small price (if even that) and a bit of
sweat.
It may also be worthwhile to cheaply acquire
a bookshelf that has no glass, and then doing the work yourself. With many
inexpensive bookshelves being produced to fairly standard sizes, and art and
hobby supply stores also providing standard sized sheets of glass, all you have
to do is cut a pair of even grooves into the top and bottom of each shelf,
carefully position one piece of glass per groove during assembly, and voila -
sliding glass doors. That's not exactly a new idea, and it's only slightly more
complex to just bite the bullet and do hinged doors, but the savings on a DIY
job over going out and buying a trophy case (or laying in wait for the perfect
store display kiosk) make the simple stuff worthy of a reminder.
NEShelf
For my bonus tip this time around, we're
going into storage. Some time back, I was looking for something that would
serve as a good shelf for the cartridges that fit my CD changer at home; these
are about the height of a CD jewel case, so it occurred to me that this might
work for CD-based games and NES cartridges as well. It's an easy-to-assemble,
store-bought item, but you'll never find it if you're looking with the rest of
the CD storage. And that's because it's a shoe shelf.
And the real beauty of this particular unit
is that it's stackable - sections can be arranged side-by-side, or secured on
top of each other. If you've only got under-counter storage space available,
the former option is obviously the way to go. But if you've got a closet or an
open section of wall, vertical stacking works too. And at about $17 bucks a pop
(at least at Wal-Mart, though those who live in a state not dominated by the
Walton Empire can probably find these babies at Target or a similar discount
store), you can repaint it however you like to fit your decor. And they fit
nice and snug, with a bar at the back to keep things from falling through.
Never mind pricing some expensive CD shelf and then despairing at the price tag
- and, as the Firesign Theatre once said, "and hey, bring us your shoes."
Oh, and check for termites too. Shooting
bugs. Man! Someone oughta make a game out of that.
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